Boring Thoughts of Basic Sex E
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Shortchanged by a Selfish Lover · Playfully Provocative Indie Pop
#VERSE
Jason messed with Maddie’s mojo
“So, you’re daydreaming of Daniel again?
His ex-GF says he looks damn good at dinner
But he’s basically boring in bed”
#PRE-CHORUS
Maddie rolled her love-glazed eyes
Said, “We’re going out tonight”
Jason grinned, “Don’t hold your breath
For post-dance-floor delight
’Cause you’ll be left with…”
#CHORUS
Boring thoughts of basic sex
He’ll be finished while you wonder, “What’s next?”
Him: Passed out with pleasure
You: Dissed and depressed
Your consolation prize…
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Boring thoughts of basic sex
#VERSE
Maddie’s eyes still had that glassy look
Watching Daniel chew his food so sensuously
After dancing, they got ice cream—one lick was all it took
Maddie thought, “I sure hope he’ll do that to me”
#PRE-CHORUS
But the story Jason shared
Was rolling ’round her head
“…looks damn good at dinner
Basically boring in bed”
#CHORUS
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Yep, he was finished and she was perplexed, thinking…
“How can a man claim to love me
If my pleasure’s not part of his quest?”
Maddie lay there and stared at the ceiling, with…
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Boring thoughts of basic sex
#BRIDGE
But then Maddie caught herself
“Why am I thinking of me?
My mother said in sex
To think Biblically
It’s not my pleasure
That should guide the conversation
Let the man take the lead
In faith and fornication”
#INSTRUMENTAL
#VERSE
Then Maddie caught herself again
Thought, “What the fuck am I thinking?
I was the wind that blew his sailboat
Now he snores as my ship’s sinking”
#PRE-CHORUS
Maddie snuck out of Daniel’s place
Called Jason and said, “I need a ride”
They talked for hours at an all-night diner
Laughing ’bout her brush with love’s boring side
#CHORUS
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Her handsome date was half asleep before she was undressed
Just another selfish lover
Pinning a victory on his vest
Jason and Maddie laughed about those…
#CHORUS
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Then Jason said, “Maddie, this world is a mess
A woman great as you deserves her partner’s respect
Instead of staring at the ceiling, with…
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Boring thoughts of basic sex
Boring thoughts of basic sex
#OUTRO
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